You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
How many fingers are too many?
All we have to do is breathe together, and everything will be ok.
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
You know why King Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.