Best pick up lines ever

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
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Pick up line: dirty
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, science
There was no color in the world until I met you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Words aren't enough to tell you how amazing you are.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
Would you like a PUCK?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean
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