Best pick up lines ever

You're prettier than I am.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Myspace or yours?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, funny, cheesy
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
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