I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I googled your name earlier...I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Your presence is like the sun for me. It keeps me alive and it makes me glow.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.