Best pick up lines ever

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm alien, can I probe you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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