Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.