I tell you things sober I don't even tell other people drunk.
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.