You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
According to recent researches, kissing makes people happy. Would you like to become a happy person too?
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.