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My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's suprising how often they head in your direction.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean
I wanna do boring things with you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean
Finally I found a Girl like you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
Clothes are not sexy, clothes are clothes. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I imagine kissing you would be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want but my thirst would only increase.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I've got a curved stick.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
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