Best pick up lines ever

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
I learned that the missionary position helps guys to work out the triceps and chest...Want to help me verify this?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, weird
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
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