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Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.
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Pick up line: knock-knock
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
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Pick up line: dirty, cute
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
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Pick up line: corny, clean
Can you be the moon of my life?
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Lets play railroad. I'll be the train and you're the tunnel.
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Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
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Pick up line: cheesy
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