Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You're cool because you're hot!
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.