You probably already know I like you. Cause you have to feel it even when you sleep.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
Let's get together to do the graphic things I've been hinting at using innocent emojis.