Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!