I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I imagine kissing you would be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want but my thirst would only increase.
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because everytime your hand touches me you make me dizzy.
I've got a curved stick.