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I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
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