I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn't on earth.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!