Are you the sun? Because my world revolves around you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Let's go do something fun.
Babe, are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Want to dance?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?