Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
I think I love you – in that dress. Haha, caught myself.
Do I know you? (No.) Well I would sure like to.
I like that book you're reading.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.