How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Are you Vietnamese? Because I'm falling pho you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.