Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you're always in the back of my mind.
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.