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Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cheesy
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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