Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.