Best pick up lines ever

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, corny
Can I get you a tennis ball?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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