You're cute, can I keep you?
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
The Oracle told me you are the one.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
How was heaven when you left it?
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.