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You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
I don't know how many times you've thrown me off-beat by marching next to me.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Don't tell me "See you tomorrow", tell me "See you later", as I am going to dream of you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean
Our smiles should touch now!
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Knock knock! Who's there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you.
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: knock-knock
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
82.31 % 31 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
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