You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
Can I ride your joystick?
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.