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You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Can I ride your joystick?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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