My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
You have a good web-surfing stance.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.