He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?