This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
It was love at first sniff.
Your eyes shine like the moon, your smile is bright as the sun, I can't get you of my mind, I think that you're the one.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Want some of my eggnog?
Can I be your butter on your bread?