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You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
The Romantic melts in your hands.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
If I just had a Geass, I'd command you to be mine.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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