Best pick up lines ever

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
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