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Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math, clean
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