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(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
WebMD says your love is contagious.
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
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Pick up line: cheesy, physics, science
Your lab bench, or mine?
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Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
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Pick up line: clean, funny
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
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