Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
I want to go up and down all your scales.
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?
Save water, shower with a friend!
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.