Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.