Best pick up lines ever

I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean
Knock Knock! Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: knock-knock, cute
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Sorry, but I have a poor memory. Could you tell me your phone number once again?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, cute
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
What do you say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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