I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Let's make music on my sheets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
You're cute, can I keep you?
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!