I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I'm writing a book and could use your help. It's a phone book and it's missing your number.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
My heart forgets to beat the moment it sees you.