I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Sorry, but I have a poor memory. Could you tell me your phone number once again?
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
What do you say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.