Your eyes are like a sunset, they're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
You make me want to write bad poetry.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
Let's do it kitty style.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.