I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Hey baby! You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding!
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Do you like me as much as I like you?
Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table.