Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
I have a flute you can blow.