Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Let's make music on my sheets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
You're cute, can I keep you?
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.