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Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
Can I get you a tennis ball?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
I have a flute you can blow.
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