Best pick up lines ever

Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean
Let's make music on my sheets.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, music
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I like it when you smile but I love it when I'm the reason.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, reverse
You're cute, can I keep you?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, corny, nerdy
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