You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.