Best pick up lines ever

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.21 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
81.21 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
81.21 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, funny
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, reverse
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute, nerdy, funny
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
80.60 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
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