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You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
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Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, corny
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Can I get you a tennis ball?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
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