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WAIT, don't drink that. Don't you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's too late.
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Pick up line: funny
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You are my angel.
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Pick up line: clean
I want to have your litter of puppies.
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Pick up line: dog, clean, cute
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, clean, corny
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I don't really know if you're beautiful or not. I'm still enamored by your eyes.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hello there, boo-tiful!
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Pick up line: haloween, corny, clean, funny
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