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It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You can briing me the horizon, but I'will bring you to my bedroom.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
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