Best pick up lines ever

I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
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