So you're into sexting?
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
May dazzling princess, may I dance with you to the tune of the music that lasts forever?
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
Hi, I have big feet.