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Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
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Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Can I get you a tennis ball?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
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