I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!