Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?