Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Can I get you a tennis ball?