I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.