I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.