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I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
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Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
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Pick up line: clean, corny
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, cute, weird
You must be a mirage because you're so beautiful and I'm having a heatstroke.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
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