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Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
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