Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.