Best pick up lines ever

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, science
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, cheesy, weird
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
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