Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.