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I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, nerdy
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
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