I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
You make all parts of me stand at attention.