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Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
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