Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.