You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!