Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Tell me, What color the dress is...
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I'm so sorry for staring at you, I just cannot help myself. You are the most beautiful woman in this room.