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May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
When Santa saw you he came early.
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Pick up line: funny, clean
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: science, clean, cheesy
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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