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I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
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Pick up line: clean, nerdy
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
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Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, cheesy
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
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Pick up line: engineering, clean
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, dirty
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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