Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.