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Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, clean, corny
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny, cute
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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