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No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
So you're into sexting?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
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