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If I had to be somewhere, it would be next to you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I am dying to kiss you, to hug you with my arms, to caress your skin, to reach your tenderness and your passion. To love you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
An apple is born green, and within the time it became red; my heart was born free, and within the time you conquered it.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean
There was no color in the world until I met you.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
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