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I can tell your future, it is you giving me you number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Can I ride your joystick?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a keeper.
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