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How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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