I can tell your future, it is you giving me you number.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Can I ride your joystick?
Girl, I hope you like Quidditch, because I'm definitely a keeper.