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The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
You have a good web-surfing stance.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, dirty
I'd like to play on your laptop.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
Hey baby, are you in construction management, because you sure do know how to erect a structure.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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