Best pick up lines ever

You know you're good enough to give my last name to.
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Pick up line: corny
I want to do unspeakable things to you. Or we can have a dinner.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute, nerdy
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
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Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I'd like to transfigure you into my cloak. That way I can have you wrapped around me all day.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy
If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty."
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I love you and I will love you until I die. And if there is a life after that, I'll also love you then.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean
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