I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
Can you be the moon of my life?
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.