Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Just curious if we can count reapplying sunscreen as foreplay.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
I see you've got arms, I've got them too! We should hook up sometime!
Baby you don't have to sneeze. God already blessed you!
Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage.