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Save water, shower with a friend!
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Your homepage or mine?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Are we going to talk to each other or are we going to continue with the long distance flirting?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
81.28 % 21 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
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