You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
Can you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
Recent studies show that we should date.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?