My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".