How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.