You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
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On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
Measuring the coefficient of kinetic friction seems like it would be more fun than static.
I'm lean and agile and go down every weekend.
It's a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around, I'll let you off with a warning.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?