You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
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You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.