Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.