Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I'm a good, hard wood.
What's your favorite sexual position?
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.