Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
I know, I'll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
How about those fireworks? Do you like that? It cost me a good bit to impress you. Dinner?
Did someone just say Wingardium Leviosa or are you happy to see me?
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
I have been warming up for our sex sessions.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.