When Santa saw you he came early.
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?