If you were a fish-tank, I would tap that!
Awesome: Your bosons – they give me a hardon.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
Can I be your butter on your bread?
Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?
Did you know that CD stood for cute dude?
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.