Don't you know me from somewhere?
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Where have you been all my life?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.