Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?