When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.