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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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Pick up line: nerdy, cute, physics, science
Hell! Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice!
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Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
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Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
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Pick up line: music, corny, cute, dirty, nerdy
Are you the dub to my step? Cause' I wub wub wub you.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
I wanna be inside your chamber of secrets.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, dirty
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