I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.