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I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, funny
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, clean, corny
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I always thought it was just a fairy tale. But now I realize you really are made from sugar, spice and everything nice.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
80.46 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
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