Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, because I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Let's meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.