Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
You are an artwork. I could admire you forever.
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.