Best pick up lines ever

Can you tell me where the closest mistletoe is?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I wield a big stick.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines