Can you tell me where the closest mistletoe is?
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
I wield a big stick.