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If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cute, cheesy
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I'm willing to go through it if you'll go out with me.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
Composers always score.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Can you hold me down? [Why?] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
My eyes cry to see you, my heart beats to love you, my mouth despairs to kiss you and my arms want to hug you forever.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, corny
Has spring already started? Because you are the first flower I see.
79.57 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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