Best pick up lines ever

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
You in the mood for some stroke play?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, golf
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, clean, corny
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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