Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
You in the mood for some stroke play?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?