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You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, clean
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
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Pick up line: cute, clean, nerdy, math
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
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Pick up line: creepy, dirty
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy, music
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