I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.