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I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I give better tongue than Deidera. But you'll have to see for yourself.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, dirty
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy, science
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Let's be honest. I would love to pick up baby.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy
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