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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?
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Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
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Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
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