Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
I wanna do boring things with you.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!