Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
I like you because you're young enough not to remember the old 90210 but old enough to hate the new 90210.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
I hope it's not treble, but I'd like to B with you.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.