'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
I think about you when I masturbate.
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
Can I play with your tremolo arm?
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.