Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
The Moon owns the night like the Sun owns the day. And you own my heart every night and day.
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?