Best pick up lines ever

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone must have put two stars in your eyes!
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
Don't tell me "See you tomorrow", tell me "See you later", as I am going to dream of you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Holding you makes me excited and nervous, kind of like holding a new horn.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
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