Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.