Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
I have a flute you can blow.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?