Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
You are a compass, my dear. Without you I am lost.
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.