You're worth more than gold baby.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?