Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now.
What's the number one thing on your bucket list?
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
If you were on hotornot.com, I would give you a 10.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.