I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
I like you because you're young enough not to remember the old 90210 but old enough to hate the new 90210.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Your username is making me hesistant to flirt with you.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.