Would you like to date with me?
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!