Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
If we're going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Looking for a fuck buddy? I volunteer as tribute.
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
My other stick curves to the right.
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.