Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
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Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.