People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?