'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.
Mind if I stare at you up close instead of across the room?
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Where do astronauts hang out?
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?