If I was a Facebook Status, would you like me?
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
Do your parents compose classical music, cause baby got Bach.