Best pick up lines ever

We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...

In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

Boy: May I ask directions? Girl: Sure, to where? Boy: To your heart?

Before you run, I'm not a freak.

Do you like flowers? Cause you're the pistil to my stamen!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are.

Are you sure you know where you're going?

What do you do for a living?