Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Were your parents engineers?...Because you have a nice design.
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
I'm bored, help me out?
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.