Best pick up lines ever

So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

Prettiest smile I've seen on Tinder.

Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here...

I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2017. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.

I'm an expert in mouth-to-mouth.

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

Do you think love is a real thing?