If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You should buy me a dictionary, because since I saw you I ran out of words.
Every beat of my heart says your name.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Big spoon or small spoon?
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
If I didn't come up here and make you laugh – I would kick myself for days on end.