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Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Your lab bench, or mine?
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, funny
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny
You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty, nerdy
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
79.27 % 26 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
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