Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're Sodium fine.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?