We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Would you like to date with me?
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?