Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
Can you hold me down? [Why?] Because I feel like I am filled with helium when standing next to you.
My eyes cry to see you, my heart beats to love you, my mouth despairs to kiss you and my arms want to hug you forever.
Every beat of my heart says your name.
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.